From the Commissioner’s Desk:

Well done, hardballers. Our first quadruple-header went off without a hitch. Might I refer you once again to our brilliant website to check in on the standings and schedule? It seems the “original 4” are in a dead heat for last place… A pennant “race to the bottom,” perhaps?

While the week before saw our first successful implementation of the infield-fly rule; this week saw our first unsuccessful implementation on the infield-fly rule. Both moments I will cherish for years to come.

Also, I feel like Jacob Rocha of the 5th Ward Weebies deserves a shout-out here as the first official nominee in 2019 for the Mike Matheny Award, that is, the Best Fastball to the Face, to be awarded at the year-end Gala.