Your Week 2 Results in The People’s Baseball League Summer/Fall 2020 Heat-Stroke/Coronavirus Season (Now with masks!). All teams sit tied for second with one win and one loss a piece… except Parleaux who are undefeated, and the Weebies who are winless. If you weren’t there, you didn’t get to enjoy “feels like” temps hovering around 118 degrees fahrenheit while inhaling your own tobacco-juice breath inside a mask. It was great. 94% would recommend playing baseball in 94% humidity.

12:00 – The Fractured used their special power, “Shiny Shards!” but apparently didn’t stand a chance with Secret 9’s Jay Lapin throwing 14 strikeouts and a shutout. The Fractured (0) – Secret 9 (6)

2:30 – I’m so sad I wasn’t there to witness it, but please read the following as if I were a Mike Shannon-esque broadcaster over some AM radio waves: 

“Holy Shitballs, The Blues have done it! They have broken the curse! The Blues Win it! You heard that right folks, The Bayou St. John Blues win!” It took them a season and a game, but The Blues finally walk off the field victorious, and the Weebies will forever live on as the team that let them do it. Bayou St. John Blues (4) – Fifth Ward Weebies (3)

5:00 – For a few innings there, it looked like The Pelicans had a chance, but 4-2 pretty quickly turned in to 8-2. The Pels managed to avoid a single strikeout, but whaddya know, Parleaux won. Pelicans (2) – Parleaux (8)